Hot and bothered?

Not Today, Hormones.

Three patches for the transition.

Menopause + Stress + Balance

  • Hormonal Balance+
  • Mood Support+
  • Hot Flash Relief+
  • Stress Relief+
  • Calm & Relaxation+
  • Calm Energy+
  • Steady Focus+
  • Everyday Balance+

$50a month$65.97 bought singly

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About Not Today, Hormones.

Menopause is not one symptom, so this is not one patch. Menopause for hormonal balance, mood and hot flashes. Stress for the days that will not let go. Balance for steady, caffeine-free energy. Worn together, eight hours a day.

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition. Always consult a healthcare professional before starting any new wellness routine.

Good for
Hormonal balance, mood and hot flashes+
Designed for
Perimenopause and menopause
How to wear it
Balance in the morning for calm energy. Menopause and Stress whenever suits you, and many people wear both overnight. Three different spots, never stacked on top of each other.

Meet your patches

3 pouches, 30 patches each, one month. Every milligram is printed on the pouch and on its own page.

PATCHED patches are made to be worn together. The ones in each stack were chosen because their purposes complement one another, not because they have to be used a set way. Wear all of them, or only the ones that suit the day. Put each patch on its own area of clean, dry skin, never on top of another, and follow the directions and cautions printed on every pouch.

  • Menopause patch pouch, front view

    Menopause Balance Patch

    Botanical hormone support, delivered through the skin. Each patch carries black cohosh and sage with magnesium, L-theanine, ashwagandha and vitamin B6. Steady support for hormonal balance, mood and hot flashes, released over an eight-hour wear.+

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  • Stress patch pouch, front view

    Stress Down Patch

    A calming botanical blend, delivered through the skin. Each patch carries 13.25mg of lychee fruit, magnolia bark and green tea with GABA, alongside a B complex and ashwagandha. Steady support for calm and emotional balance, released over an eight-hour wear.+

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  • Balance patch pouch, front view

    Balance Botanical Patch

    A citrus and green tea blend, delivered through the skin. Each patch carries 12.5mg of orange peel with green tea, bitter orange and grapefruit extracts. Steady support for calm energy and everyday balance, released over an eight-hour wear.+

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The other stacks

  • Bloated and battling cravings?

    The Lighter Side

    GLP1 + Berberine + Deflate

  • Brain refusing to cooperate?

    Watch Me Work

    Focus + Recharge + Dopamine

  • Tired but still fabulous?

    Still Got It

    NAD+ + Collagen + Recharge

  • Everybody irritating you?

    Unbothered

    Stress + Balance + Love

Or build your own three from all twelve formulations, at the same price.